President Obama (shown here on left) addressed the UN yesterday. Obviously this speech was written by several stoned political science undergrads attending a Free Mumia march but the President humiliated himself by giving in Public. To spare you the embarrassment of having to watch the President of our country grovel and prostrate himself in front of the worlds biggest club of dictatators and criminals, I have summarized his speech below:
1. America was bad, but now that I am President we are good.
2. Israel needs to stop being provocative by trying to protect themselves from peaceful missles being launched from Gaza. Palestinians bombing a kindergarten has the same moral equivalency as Israel settlements building a kingergarten. Both must stop immediately.
3. Now that I, the annointed and almighty one, have been elected to redeem America for his heinous sins, we are most proud of joining the commision on Human Rights. (Currently being led by that forward thinking Nation SUDAN)
4. Can't we all just get along? People need to stop being mean. America has no more significance or importance than Sierra Leon, or maybe Mongolia.
5. Now that I have assumed command of the world, we need to move beyond such old thinking as the "cold war" and think more openly. (I guess Nato is now irrelevant?)
This disgusting and embarrassing speech is almost too insane to parody but I will leave you with the best review I read of the speech by Charles Krauthammer. He said the speech was somewhere between embarrassing and dangerous. I agree, it was dangerously embarrassing.
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