Ask an adorable Kitten

From MSNBC:  MSNBC is proud to annouce its newest member to join it's team of special experts, Bitsy, the adorable Kitten.  Bitsy will head up MSNBC's special expert panel on Islamic Terrorism.  Below is a Q&A session with Bitsy on the attack at Fort Hood.

Question:  Bitsy, given the horrorifc attack on Fort Hood on Thursday, many people are troubled by the ties the murderer had  to Radical Islam.  Do you know how the FBI or Homeland Security is investiating these links.

Bitsy:  People were mean to Dr. Hasan and that is what should be investigated.  Imagine!  A poor defenseless Major in the Army is being ridiculed for his beliefs that Suicide Bombers are justified in killing American Soldiers in their war on "terrorism".  This is the real tragedy, see what meanness gets you!  This is a warning for all Americans.

Question:  Bitsy, you really can't be serious are you?  I mean, this man had a history of posting anti-American rants on the internet and claimed he was a Muslim first and an American second.  Shouldn't that be what is investigated?

Bitsy:  Absolutely NOT!  I think the fact that this poor man was going to be forced to fight in our Imperialistic Endeavors in Afghanistan is what the real root of this problem is.  What the real mystery is is why MORE soldiers aren't killing each other over our wrong-headed policies.

Question:  Bitsy, are you saying that this guy was justified in what he was doing?  No one FORCED this guy to join the army and have us pay for his schooling?  This guy was a Major for God's sake, this is not some downtrodden crazy guy, this guy appears to be a terrorist.

Bitsy:  Mean people suck.  I would like some milk now.

Question:  Don't you think it SIGNIFICANT that Hasan was chanting Alah Akbar as he was killing innocent soldiers?  Don't you think it might have some relevance that this guy was seen at various Homeland Security events on Palestine/Israel tensions?  Don't you think the guys activities prior to the murders (giving away Korans, writing Allah on his door, etc) might lead the FBI to consider a terrorist link?

Bitzy:  Meow, do you have any yarn?  I am getting sleepy now.

Question:  Ok, well ladies and gentlemen, Bitsy has dozed off, so we are going to have to cut our interview short.  Thank you for tuning in, and join us next time for another session with "Ask and Adorable Kitten".